20 Stupid Smells For Soaps, Shampoos, and deodorants.

  1. Ketchup
  2. Stream Water
  3. Wood Polish
  4. Shoe Polish
  5. Car Oil – to attract other car repair hobbyists.
  6. Bleach – to drown out other smells
  7. Sports Drink
  8. Cake
  9. Gum
  10. Boiler Room
  11. Male Cat Pheromones (aka Perfume)
  12. Chocolate
  13. Fresh Tomatoes
  14. Hummus
  15. Fried Onions – You wouldn’t want to smell like raw onions would you?
  16. Undeveloped Film – Hobiest etc
  17. Coffee
  18. Blood – To fake being a productive hardworking individual
  19. Sweat – To fell clean for washing it off
  20. and Tears – An excuse

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