10 Random Haikus

I used this https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php random sentence generator and made haikus based on the first 10 sentences it gave me.

  • Two seats were vacant. –
    Two sat on the road
    fast car meeting slow truck so
    two seats sat vacant
  • I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one. –
    To buy a red car
    but my wealth will be fleeting
    the blue car I lease
  • I will never be this young again. Ever. Oh damn… I just got older. –
    Time may be relative
    humans may learn time travel
    But I move one way
  • The lake is a long way from here. –
    I traveled far
    but I never reached the lake
    the damn bastard lied
  • Let me help you with your baggage. –
    now that you’re here
    let me help with your bags sir
    lead me to my room
  • Abstraction is often one floor above you. –
    Philosophers talked
    and on the floor above them
    linguists were laughing
  • Last Friday in three week’s time I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard. –
    no peace in our time
    but I’m not a specieist
    I saw it happen
  • Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year. –
    I go to travel
    being two weeks in Italy
    I shall go again
  • A glittering gem is not enough. –
    what is your offer
    enough glittering gems yet
    amounts to nothing
  • A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt. –
    purple pig sunburnt
    hyperpigmentation in
    post-apocalypse

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