10 More Random Haikus

People liked the Hiakus so here are more of them.

  • Randomly generated sentence.-
    Here is a haiku
    Here I try to make stuff up
    Five more syllables
  • The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. –
    Dog ignoring calls
    Brown fox running quickly bounds
    Lazy dog gives chase
  • I hear that Nancy is very pretty. –
    looking for a date
    I saw nancy here in town
    I will ask her out
  • A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them. –
    We heard the same song
    but she let it get to her
    almost a good date
  • She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn’t yet returned it. –
    it is a great book
    Nancy is not coming back
    Will not find it here
  • How was the math test? –
    how was the test son
    I heard it was very hard
    Mom, I’m going out
  • I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches. –
    I love food that stinks
    my friend threw up in the sink
    I still have two more
  • Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be.-
    Writing this is hard
    Create what is not seen before
    without repeating
  • This is a Japanese doll.-
    a small Asian doll
    Neither Chinese nor Korean
    wholly Japanese
  • She did her best to help him.-
    She was his last friend
    he would not change anything
    then he was alone
  • She was too short to see over the fence. –
    Was to short to see
    Reasonable doubt must be
    so I make my case

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