10 Additional Random Haikus

I have a feeling that the haikus may become a once-weekly out of ideas trump card so if they stop being entertaining or interesting, comment below and I will find something else.

  1. The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight. –
    Sun streaked sky blue sea
    Crashing waves a sight to see
    What a day it was
  2. Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them. –
    The cookies were shown
    And appeared delicious
    Still were not eaten
  3. Mary plays the piano. –
    Mary plays the piano
    When her mom’s done dancing
    She hides in her room
  4. There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store. –
    Woe are we without
    Money to buy happiness
    We lost that sweetness
  5. Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy. –
    Wanted pet got dog
    Made a mess and dog got shot
    Now we have a cat
  6. She advised him to come back at once. –
    She did advise him
    He was missing since that day
    He should have listened
  7. He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker. –
    Gambling was fun
    But he is now on the run
    Should have thought ahead
  8. Sixty-Four comes asking for bread. –
    He asked for bread
    Please, sir, may I have some more
    He will soon be dead
  9. I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me. –
    Onesie won’t suit me
    It doesn’t suit anybody
    Will get it anyway
  10. He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there.-
    Denied he was there
    Does not know they didn’t care
    Although they do know

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