10 Punchlines For Watch Adds

It’s Friday and it’s almost Shabbat I have no clue what I’m doing but here’s something. (I apologize that there is no picture I forgot to write a post today and now I have no time. still imagine these with)

  1. Power at every hour
  2. The only watch that will keep time in the Apocolypse
  3. Not one second too late
  4. I thought you meant 6 pm
  5. “And Achilles never passed the tortoise”
  6. We used to measure time using the moon and the sun now the moon and the sun keep time using {insert brand name here}
  7. Some watches show off your class {insert brand name here} helps you show off your taste and your impeccable fashion taste
  8. Some watches show off your wealth {insert brand name here} helps you show off what got you there
  9. The only way to have a bottle opener on your wrist
  10. Beauty, Class, Power, But unlike these; this watch is unspeakable. (works best with a high price tag)

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